The 15

Lions played like they had a thorn in their paw. The other Thanksgiving favorites Cowboys and 49ers did their job and won.

BLACK FRIDAY

Dolphins (-10) at Jets

Porps are a wagon, bro.

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME

Saints at Falcons (-1)

Prey birds at their home rookery? Doesn’t matter. Saints prayers are answered.

Steelers (-1) at Bengals

Burrow-less Stripey Cats win, and Pittsburgh can’t blame Canada.

Jaguars (-1.5) at Texans

Spotted Cats dash the hopes of Houstonians.

Buccaneers at Colts (-2.5)

How ’bout that Colts owner Norman Cass, Jr everybody? His stupid team wins.

Patriots (-3) at Giants

A bad team and an actively tanking team. Woof. Pats win.

Panthers at Titans (-3.5)

Sweater weather season for the Tits. W goes to them.

SUNDAY SUNSET

Rams (-1) at Cardinals

Pretty birds prove inadequate to the task of stopping the Rams.

Browns at Broncos (-2.5)

Clevelanders not vexed by the altitude in Denver.

Chiefs (-8.5) at Raiders

Kansas City wins, but probably won’t cover.

Bills at Eagles (-3.5)

Desperate Payables eke out a win in the City of Brotherly Shove.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME

Ravens (-3.5) at Chargers

Prediction: Poes perplex Plugs.

CYBER MONDAY

Bears at Vikings (-3.5)

Hardy Minnesotans win this NFC North matchup.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.