Football Cat’s Week 5 NFL Picks

Tea and crumpets game:
Jaguars at Bills (-5.5)
Spotted cats stayed in England after playing there week 4. Won’t matter. Bisons win.
Lunchtime Games:
Texans at Falcons (-2)
C.J. Stroud wins this one as a late birthday gift to himself.
Panthers at Lions (-10)
Lions win this big cat fight.
Titans (-1.5) at Colts
Titans are due. Right?
Giants at Dolphins (-11)
Phins phind a way to win.
Saints at Patriots (-1)
New England wins the rock-booth, tractor-fight, phone-pull game.
Ravens (-4) at Steelers
Supper Games – we will get to these later. Naptime.
Update:
Bengals (-3) at Cardinals
A desperate tiger is a dangerous tiger. Cincinnati wins.
Eagles (-4.5) at Rams
Keep watching these birds until they lose.
Jets at Broncos (-1.5)
Someone is leaving with a win. Unless they tie. So Denver, I suppose.
Chiefs (-4.5) at Vikings
Two teams going in different directions.
Late night snack game:
Cowboys at 49ers (-3.5)
Pokes are a wagon, bro.
Monday Game:
Packers (-1) at Raiders
A desperate one-eyed pirate in a maskless helmet is a dangerous one-eyed pirate in a maskless helmet. Da Raiders win.
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.