Football Cat’s Week 5 NFL Picks

Football cat made his Thursday pick prior to Dick Butkus dying. So stuff it.

Tea and crumpets game:

Jaguars at Bills (-5.5)

Spotted cats stayed in England after playing there week 4. Won’t matter. Bisons win.

Lunchtime Games:

Texans at Falcons (-2)

C.J. Stroud wins this one as a late birthday gift to himself.

Panthers at Lions (-10)

Lions win this big cat fight.

Titans (-1.5) at Colts

Titans are due. Right?

Giants at Dolphins (-11)

Phins phind a way to win.

Saints at Patriots (-1)

New England wins the rock-booth, tractor-fight, phone-pull game.

Ravens (-4) at Steelers

Supper Games – we will get to these later. Naptime.

Update:

Bengals (-3) at Cardinals

A desperate tiger is a dangerous tiger. Cincinnati wins.

Eagles (-4.5) at Rams

Keep watching these birds until they lose.

Jets at Broncos (-1.5)

Someone is leaving with a win. Unless they tie. So Denver, I suppose.

Chiefs (-4.5) at Vikings

Two teams going in different directions.

Late night snack game:

Cowboys at 49ers (-3.5)

Pokes are a wagon, bro.

Monday Game:

Packers (-1) at Raiders

A desperate one-eyed pirate in a maskless helmet is a dangerous one-eyed pirate in a maskless helmet. Da Raiders win.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

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