09/14/2023 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

It’s Pat! Pat Patriot on the helmets this upcoming Sunday with the red throwback unis.

Great day for baseball! Let’s play two!

The New England Revolution has entered its Reign of Terror phase, unfortunately.

It must have been a short discussion about the IR between JuJu and the team.

Was Aaron Rodgers injury on 9/11 an inside job?

The Rams were carried by Tutu and Puka on Sunday. Wide receivers or a new animated series on Disney+?

100 Years. 100 Bruins greats.

Get well soon Kenley Jansen. And that’s for your next ailment too.

Tom Brady: A Patriot for life.

Cakes are cooking for Sam Neill, Melissa Leo, Nas, Frostee Rucker, Jimmy Butler, and Deshaun Watson.

BTW, Travolta’s early career run doesn’t get talked about nearly enough. From ‘75-‘81: “Welcome Back, Kotter”, Carrie, Saturday Night Fever, Grease, Urban Cowboy, Blow Out. Goofy sitcom, horror, gritty urban drama, musical, faux shitkicker, and thriller right outta the gate.

If a no-look pass is thrown and not completed, did it even happen?

Hey! What up gang of numrods that understand life is more important than sports? This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I’m donating to his face.”

Terry Pegula and Jerry Jones seem nice.

Green Line Reminder: Service will be suspended between Lechmere and Union Square, September 18 – October 12, due to MassDOT work on Squires Bridge. Use local bus routes for service to the Green Line E Branch or Orange Line.

God bless Freddy Lynn. Living his best life without scorn.

Eventually the ‘Big-time throw’ advanced metric will just be called a “MAHOMES,” kinda like there’s an NBA advanced stat called “LEBRON.”

I’ll be stunned if the Yankees don’t severely overpay for Blake Snell.

WWE wrestler Test died in 2009? Cross him off, then!

The head coaches are such a vital part of the NFL TV show. Mike McCarthy has been in the cast for nearly 20 years and Brian Daboll has a real chance to be.

Here’s your mind-blowing fact of the day. In road games, Juan Soto has a higher OPS this year than either Ronald Acuna or Mookie Betts.

Stefon Diggs hates white women. There; I said it.

Tottenham Hotspur and NFL announced an expansion of their partnership through the 2029 – 2030 NFL season. Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will officially be the home of the NFL in the UK. A minimum of two NFL games a year will continue to be played there.

There she goes.
There she goes again.
She calls my name, pulls my train.
No one else could heal my pain.
But I just can’t contain.
This feelin’ that remains.

There she goes.
There she goes again.
Chasing down my lane.
And I just can’t contain.
This feelin’ that remains.

You could be making crispy fried soft shell crabs at home.

Mahomes. So filthy.

DJ Bean played his music? I’d have rather been at Great White’s last show.

BALL!

Honk if you remember Hurricane Gloria.

Bill Devane lied to me?

PSA: you don’t need and most likely cannot handle a Belgian Malinois. don’t do it.

Patriots. Football. Now.

McDermott wearing an NYPD hat is fitting. Looks like one of the dudes who shot Serpico.

Do you have a tow spindle?

Don’t you lie to me like I’m Montel Williams that you’re Autosaving, WordPress. We both know better.

Of course the Miami Hurricanes cheerleaders are hot.

‘Sale and Paxton need eight days of inaction’ could be the Hub’s ‘Spahn and Sain and pray for rain’ of the 21st century.

Tony Masserotti still hasn’t unlocked his Twitter account? Loser.

Best bet for the weekend: beach erosion on the Outer Cape.

Did DraftKings plan on limiting the number of bettors to the first 2,977?

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Our love leads to madness.

The15 would like to thank former Finnish Prime Minister and now respected private citizen Sanna Marin for her service.

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