03/01/2023 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
That dead pixel on NESN’s spring training camera? Well, turns out equipment maintenance funds were diverted to Devers contract. Sorrey!
Gotta give the C’s a mulligan over losing to the Knicks. The championship mystique and aura of Madison Square Garden can still affect a visiting squad.
Edmonton fans are awfully yappy for a city that doesn’t have an airport.
Wanting Jalen Ramsey on the Patriots is peak iheardahim.
60 regular season games is plenty for NHL and NBA. Start the playoff(s)already!
What a weather letdown. Soggy and with way fewer inches than promised.
Cakes are cooking for Dirk Benedict, Jan Kodeš, Brian Winters, Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson, Catherine Bach, Ron Francis, Booker T, Tyler Hamilton, Chris Webber, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Kesha, and Justin Bieber.
Gees, Lent is just starting? I thought it was over. This is the time of year all the Catholics sound like crossfit people.
Here’s a goofy thought experiment. Say we try to derive a power series around 0 such that f(n) is the nth Fibonacci number. Is this possible, and what do the coefficients of the power series look like? Let us know in the comments.
What’s the deal with all the pickleball we’re seeing in TV ads? It’s like the pesto of racquet sports.
Sometimes it’s nice to just turn on talk radio and sit in a chair and listen.
Washington DT Daron Payne became the first player this off-season to receive the franchise tag, per sources. The franchise tag for Payne is projected to be $18.937 million. Washington placed the tag on Payne early Tuesday morning.
Every actor on The Last of Us is great but hoollllly smokes Bella Ramsey is a revelation.
Garnet Hathaway’s birthstone? Surprise! It’s either citrine, or topaz!
Catch an all-new episode of “Driver’s Ed with MegO, McDonough, and Mutnansky” only on WEEI!
What, does Yale not teach their students to use end punctuation?
Middleborough Line Train 013 (12:30 pm from South Station) is operating 5-15 minutes behind schedule between Quincy Center and Middleborough due to a switch issue.
Hey gang of malcontents, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “If you’ve got two goalies, you’ve got none!”
If Las Vegas was like 75 percent more walkable it would be close to perfect.
Are the eggs ready?
Yes, Anna, attention-span killing Chinese spyware that tells kids to take the Benadryl Challenge is essentially the Library of Alexandria.
The Flames still play in the Saddledome?
Did the Northeastern Hockey team show up with the Beanpot during NU’s exhibition Spring Training game against the Red Sox?
Wouldn’t it be good to be in your shoes
Even if it was for just one day?
Wouldn’t it be good if we could wish ourselves away?
Wouldn’t it be good to be on your side?
The grass is always greener over there
Wouldn’t it be good if we could live without a care?
Well it’s a shame that LeBron has a nagging foot injury that will keep him from leading his Lakers team back into the playoff hunt.
Honk if you remember Sierra Mist.
It’s nice to have a backup account you can use for
72 96 hours for no particular reason.
Weenie move scrubbing Twitter of your terrible Ullmark takes when they’re still up at NBCSB, Beano.
Bryant College Mens Basketball is the 6th seed in America East. Will take on #3 UNH.
Richard Belzer’s passing does create an opening for a stand-up comedian who calls everyone, ‘babe.’ Let’s Goooo!!
Those new and improved Cascade Platinum tabs are better than advertised.
KU has had an up and down season, and had dropped out of my Top 10 list 2 or 3 weeks ago. But last year, when they were National Champions, they quite certainly never had a 4-game stretch when they played as well as they have the last 4 games.
When are we getting that second album, Willis Alan Ramsey?
The Bruins are the best team in the league. So if you can force unnecessary changes, you just have to!
Who said Dame?
Best bet for the weekend: the March Sadness Selection Committee burning the midnight oil.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, plus the members of #the15 were used in this column. Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. Do the jitterbug. Out in the muskrat land.