Happy Upton Bell Day
Upton is Bert Bell’s son. Bert Bell was once the Commisioner of the NFL. Bert Bell was Upton’s father.
Upton Bell claims credit for more discoveries, innovations, and interactions with famous people than even Eddie Andelman!
Upton was General Manager of the New England Patriots. In 1971 he forgot to send option letters to the Patriots players, effectively making the entire team free agents.
The Patriots record during Upton’s tenure as GM was 9-19.
Upton Bell can do anything he puts his mind to, Kevin.
Everyone who could refute any of Upton’s Commander McBragg/Baron Munchausen/Forrest Gump stories is conveniently dead.
Upton is so old he understands all the outdated pop culture references in the previous sentence.
Upton Bell believes nepotism has no place in the modern NFL, Mike.
On Twitter, Upton likes to reply, and replies to likes!
Upton Bell was There At the Beginning. Of the AFL, not the United States.
Upton will turn 100 in 2037.
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