09/08/22 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
Did the NFL bring the 2022 Lombardi trophy to Los Angeles in case Buffalo leads at halftime?
I demand Gallinari go get a third opinion!!
The Patriots leaving early for Miami is proof they are desperate, caller.
You can’t buy the kind of good publicity you get by scheduling a secret basketball game to entertain inmates which then leaks to the public, as it would.
Xander Bogaerts. Fakest good season ever (non-Benintendi division).
Imagine being the greatest athlete in the history of professional sports and you still have a cvnt wife.
I don’t call LIV Golf ‘Liv; I call it ’54’. Thanks for visiting Boston, Our Friends The Saudis.
Lucy Burdge is doubtless sad about the news of Queen’s Elizabeth II’s health but will still tell you to bet the over on her making it through the weekend.
Cakes are cooking for Rogie Vachon, Aimee Mann, Greg Minor, P!nk, Alexandre Bilodeau, Arrelious Benn, Bruno Fernandes, and Shane Dylan.
By the way, “Magic Number Time” is also known as “football season.”
Probably a good thing dragons were extinct before insurance agencies started. The premiums for riding then would be outrageous.
Always when I’m in the car. Death, taxes and big NBA news when I’m driving!
Oh God, not another hacky Timothée Chalamet impression!
Every football player in the 1940’s was a Polack with a 3-letter first name.
There’s significance to Kenny Pickett being second, and not third, on the depth chart with the Steelers. Means he’ll dress on game day, and that the coaches feel comfortable with him as the guy they put in in a pinch.
If I’m living in Middle Earth I’m not going anywhere near a body of water.
How can Cam work in the produce department, yet be so unfamiliar with green salads?
So the Super Bowl winning teams gets to host the Kickoff Thursday Game? What a great tradition. It must date all the way back to 2020!
Hey gang of diva WR’s, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “silly cap dollars.”
News Item: Patriots traded Mason for a fifth-round pick earlier this offseason.
I can’t log on to my Instagram so I think it’s time to be dramatic and start planning funeral arrangements.
I wonder if Glenn Ordway has enough $ to buy WEEI from Audacy?
The EuroBasket ball looks like one that’s been on the playground for a year, but has that perfectly worn-in feel and comes off your hand just right.
Blue Line Update: Trains are returning to regularly scheduled service.
So the other fake stat creators also hate Tyler “Warren Sharp” Brickner? Good to know.
It always delights me when the Lone Gunmen show up in X-Files episodes.
Explaining to people all the clues that the Queen is actually dying – the kids are all going to Scotland! the BBC is in mourning dress! it’s actually Operation Unicorn because she’s at Balmoral! — like I’m breaking down an episode of House of the Dragon for my mom over here.
Is it called Mount Rainier because of all the rain over there?
I fall to pieces
Each time I see you again
I fall to pieces
How can I be just your friend?
You want me to act like we’ve never kissed
You want me to forget (to forget)
Pretend we’ve never met (never met)
And I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet
You walk by, and I fall to pieces.
There is a reason why Matthew Stafford described himself as 100% heading into tonight. Following a PRP injection and a non-surgical procedure aimed at healing the elbow, Stafford has completed his 6-month rehab. He’s ready.
I too wish to remain comfortable and at Balmoral.
Yahoo says my fantasy draft grade is a C-?! Well I grade your grading ability a D- then!!
He is just a cornered animal fighting back.
Today is Star Trek Day. So honk if you remember Doctor Spock.
Using the same logic the mediots apply to who’s truly responsible for the Patriots’ success, I think I can safely conclude that Bill Belichick was the only thing keeping Tom and Gisele together.
Hot dogs and French fries are bad for your health? Naw you don’t say?
The final KJ and Dondero Show was broadcast on WEEI Sunday. Also, WEEI had broadcast something called the ‘KJ and Dondero Show’ prior to Sunday, apparently.
Stacey Dash is going to be heartbroken when she finds out about Bernard Shaw and David Arnold. In February. Of 2024. RIP.
So glad Eck was in the booth for Casas’ debut.
Did you ever want to, when in the canned vegetable aisle of the supermarket, just shout out ‘NIBLETS!!” at the top of your lungs? Well don’t; after that they will kindly but firmly ask you to leave.
The Florida humidity turned Jalen Mills’ hair green!
Congratulations on an enviably successful career Serena. Don’t screw it up by un-retiring, like some people do.
Best bet for the weekend: Prince Charles measuring the rooms for new drapes at Buckingham Palace.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, Buckingham Palace, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, Bannerman General Ser Reisner, Audacy employees who choose to remain anonymous, BSMW poster Blinded by the Lombardis, plus the members of #the15 were used in this column. God Save the Queen.