The 15

Mark it down. Jayson Tatum gets his flowers this time next year.

The Boston Red Sox, third place now in the AL East standings, always first place in your heart.

Cumulus Media said that “790 The Score” is coming back and will feature 24-7 sports programming. I hope they rehire Scott Cordischi who hasn’t been caught with a hooker in like 22 years.

The WNAB is a fantastic league with breathtaking basketball.

News Item: Jamie Erdahl to replace Kay Adams on GMFB. #CONSONANTS

You gotta be fucking huge to not fit in a roller coaster.

Look more British 2022 U.S. Open Winner Matt Fitzpatrick. Cor blimey, ‘e can’t!

Cakes are cooking for Glenn Danzig, LaSalle Thompson, Colin Montgomerie, Joss Whedon, Mike Bartrum, Selma Blair, Jason Mraz, Matt Light, and Melissa Rauch.

Trent Dilfer is one step closer to being able to dance on all the graves of the 2000 Ravens.

Dudes who have earnest conversations with each other without busting balls is clown-level creepy.

Jeter Downs? Bust.

MBTA: On Monday, an out-of-service new Orange Line train experienced a battery failure. With safety as our top priority, all new Orange & Red Line trains will remain out of service while the we determine the root cause & take any corrective actions. We appreciate our riders’ understanding.

Hey gang of Boston basketball enjoyers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “that’s hardo nonsense.”

In twenty-three U.S. states¹, American Honda will voluntarily recall more than 112,060 Honda Ridgeline vehicles from the 2006-2014 model years to inspect and, as necessary, repair a portion of the rear frame for free. In salt-belt states where de-icing agents are used to maintain the roadway, the de-icing agents, along with mud and dirt, could accumulate along the rear frame where the fuel tank is mounted. Over time, the accumulated de-icing agents/mud/dirt mixture could cause the frame mounting surface, where the fuel tank mounting bands are attached, to corrode and possibly separate from the frame. If this occurs, an unsecured fuel tank can become damaged from undercarriage impact, which can possibly result in fuel leakage. No fuel leaks, fires, crashes or injuries have been reported in relation to this issue.

Nothing can turn around a bad day quite like watching the White Sox play the Astros.

How can there still be a coin shortage?

What are the odds that Tony Siragusa and Tony Siracusa would die on the same day? RIP to both.

Kool thing let me play it with your radio
Move me, turn me on, baby-o
I’ll be your slave
Give you a shave
I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.

I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.

I had a great ‘Did the Warriors ride to Encore Boston on flatbed trucks?’ dig all ready to go. :sadonion:

Beryllium-16 was just turning its half-life around.

Former Bengals’ DT Larry Ogunjobi has signed a one-year deal with the Pittsburgh Steelers, per source. Ogunjobi now will have played for the Browns, Bengals and Steelers, leaving the Ravens as the lone Ogunjobi-less AFC North team.

Lucy is getting better at reading the betting app copy and not crying two minutes before recording.

Honk if you remember Internet Explorer.

Anybody remember the last time a baseball game was cancelled in the third inning because of allergies?

Fun Fact: Jayson Tatum is younger than Rafael Devers!

A bloodhound won Westminster? Okay.

I have no idea when I last watched SportsCenter.

Ryan Blaney and the No. 12 Team Penske Ford Mustang are only 25 points behind in the NASCAR Cup Standings.

Uh, do we have any more refrigerator magnets, Sandy?

It’s almost as though the PIPLing is unverifiable.

Springfield Thunderbirds have their work cut out for them down 2-1 versus the Chicago Wolves in the Calder Cup Final.

Sometimes ‘the haters’ have a point. Just sayin’.

Um, Brig Owens was never a member of the Washington Commanders. So stop saying he was.

Best bet for the weekend: Sumner Tunnel closures.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, BSMW poster Laszlo Panaflex, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s like.

1. Affected U.S. states and districts: Connecticut, Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Washington D.C., and Wisconsin.