04/14/22 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
’81-81 here we come’ is still in play.
So, basically Schefty’s initial tweet said “Haskins was hit by a dump truck that might as well have been hauling his wasted career in the back.”
Nets fans want Boston, eh? Be careful what you wish for.
If Steve Pagliuca buys Chelsea, then two Boston sports teams will share ownership with two Prem League clubs. ‘New England’, indeed.
Hasta la bye-bye, Jerry York. Stick tap.
Why don’t they make the whole season out of tournaments?
Cakes are cooking for Shari Redstone, Meg Mallon, Mike Trombley, Anthony Michael Hall, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Rebecca DiPietro.
Schefter added ‘tragic’ onto his latest update in case nobody considered a 25 year old getting killed by a car a tragedy. I’ve seen dozens of tweets saying that 25 is too young to die. I didn’t know that.
Everyone’s Clayton Kershaw hot take is wrong, even those that directly contradict the others.
Are the Celtics playing to win a sign that Williams will be back sooner than expected, or that Jaylen really isn’t vaxxed?
Scottie Schleffler did not ‘come out of nowhere’, you dummies.
There’s no difference between a fracture and a break.
I have no idea if we got participation trophies as a kid because I always won.
Hey gang of pretend overtime enthusiasts, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “Crazy with all this talk about contact sports. I played Hockey at a Catholic school that still today is one of premier”
Get your house in order, TalkShoe.
Kyrie Irving Pretending to Fast Game > Michael Jordan Flu Game.
Please board all Framingham/Worcester Line trains on the inbound platform (Track 2) at Westborough and Grafton until further notice today.
Tiger Woods’ caddie, Joe LaCava of Newtown, CT, is apparently a big Giants fan.
I have a belly button.
Well, I heard the Ukranians were actually targeting the Moskva’s identical sister ship, the Sixto.
Speaking of the NBA and vaccines, Dr. Jonas Salk’s polio vaccine had been in use for 30 years back when the Knicks last won anything.
God, did you hear about the late Gilbert Gottfried’s Aladdin co-star Robin Williams?
At least nobody can ever say Nick Wright’s hair isn’t lifelike.
F1 Fun Fact: the safety car has only been deployed once in the last eight years, during the Hungarian Grand Prix.
Would’ve been a bigger tragedy had Haskins performed up to expectations; then we’d have to consider impacts to keeper leagues. What?
You know your former newspaper is desperate for ad revenue when a giant ad for Astroglide personal lubricant shows up on its Internet home page. That’s a slippery slope they’re going down.
But then one night in the lobby, yea, of the Commodore Hotel
I chanced to meet a bartender who said he knew her well
And as he handed me a drink he began to hum a song
And all the boys there, at the bar, began to sing along
If you’ll be my Dixie chicken I’ll be your Tennessee lamb
And we can walk together down in Dixieland
Down in Dixieland, down in Dixieland
It’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools or wardrobe provider.
Fenway Park is now cashless? How so? Because every time I would go to a Red Sox game, I’d always leave having no cash left!! BWAHAHAHA!!! But seriously Craig, a ‘reverse ATM’ sounds dirty.
Honk if you remember the ARA General Belgrano.
Never should have placed that futures bet that a Belarusian runner would win the Marathon.
Welcome to the team, Vernon Dozier.
An interesting one: the Colts hosted CB Stephon Gilmore on a visit today.
I had no idea Greg Hill was also a firefighter!
If it’s an actual person on base, it’s not a ghost runner, stupid.
Doug Edert and Bryant College? A perfect match! PTT!
Best bet for the weekend: delicious and peaceful Easter dinners.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, BSMW user Lefty, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Yes, this is a day late. What are you gonna do about it. Weep.