09/22/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Bah De Yah.

A draw is as good as a tie, Revs.

Bringing in Otto Graham to a ‘greatest quarterback ever’ debate is the football equivalent of Godwin’s Law.

Keep Cashman and Boone. Please.

I rate that Applebees commercial 4 wet teddy bears and 1 singing hood ornament.

Juancho Hernangómez? Frankly, it sounds made up!

Happy Autumnal Equinox, Merle.

Restore the four pitch intentional walk, MLB.

I wonder if Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend voted for Annissa Essaibi George?

Kirk is having problems with interpersonal relationships!

Cakes are cooking for Joan Jett, Mike Richter, David Adjaye, Emmanuel Petit, and Ashley Eckstein.

“All Gas, No Brake” is a really fucking perfect Jets slogan. Good way to slam into a ditch.

A Bruins ‘Captains’s Practice?’ Sounds like a violation of the league collective bargaining agreement to me.

Aaron Schatz is Jewish? Huh.

Jerry Thornton having the hackiest Earth, Wind & Fire 9/21 tweet was taken off the board in Vegas.

Do the Bills have institutional knowledge about the Dolphins?

Hey 5 bouroughs gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “Miss the Accelerator, Hit their Dick.”

Reggie Jackson is two days older than Cher. That is all.

“i didn’t get beat out! i didn’t get beat out!!”, cam continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob

Flobots?

Buccaneers place WR Antonio Brown on reserve/COVID-19 list.

Lisa Byington. That’s it. That’s the post.

Additionally, you taunters may get off of John Mara’s lawn.

Ok, we get it: Dan Campbell’s a hardo. How many different ways can you say it?

Six, Two and Even.

Evan Lazar has fluid hips and grinds tape.

Green Line Reminder: Shuttle buses replace B Branch service between Kenmore and Babcock St, Mon – Thurs, beginning at 8:45 PM through the end of service. Also Shuttle buses replace D Branch service between Brookline Village and Riverside, Mon – Thurs, beginning at 8:45 PM through the end of service.

De La Cretaz? Not really LatinX. But dresses like DJ Bean’s imaginary friend.

I know you’ve heard it all before.
So I don’t say it anymore.
I just stand by and let you
Fight your secret war.

And though I used to wonder why.
I used to cry ’til I was dry.
Still sometimes I get a strange pain inside.
Oh, Joey if you’re hurting so am I.

Starting a Heritage Month on the 15th is taking mañana culture a bit far, dontcha think?

Happy Mo Lewis Day Eve, everyone.

Honk if you remember the White Fuel Sign atop the Hotel Buckminster.

The Connecticut Sun is playoff-ready.

Do you know another tune though, Tom Senior?

When things end with #The15, they tend to end emphatically.

Kitchen when? Kitchen Now!!!

Is it time to declare the Mac Jones experiment a failure? My column…

Best bet for the weekend: rain out at the Eastern States Exposition, BKA ‘The Big E.’

Back in the day. Amirite?

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Facebook, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and #the15 were used in this column. Never was a cloudy day.

Not Ruthie, but Rosie. Rosie Langello.

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