08/10/2021 Guest Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
Note: Patrick Scartelli is taking National #LazyDay off. Guest writer Mr. J has submitted a column in his absence. Enjoy!
Mountain Dew is amazing.
If you haven’t heard Midnight Sky by Miley Cyrus yet- what are you doing with your life?
RIP Bobby Bowden. Never been the biggest college football fan but I know he was a #Legend.
Rainy days are good for salted pretzels.
Two things for certain you should know about me:
- I’ll never own an iPhone.
- I’ll never get a TikTok.
From how much #Buzz the Home Run Derby and the #MLB All Star Game received, I’d say it’s safe to say baseball is back. Young people are interested as well as older folks. Felger is so wrong.
The pizza industry has to be a trillion dollar plus industry.
Rick Ross has poisoned the minds of many individuals along his way but I love him as a rapper. Also happy he lost some weight and got his health in order.
The #Patriots will have a top 5 defense this upcoming season. Mark my words. #NFL
Here’s a fun fact for you. The koozie was invented and patented in 1981 by Bonnie McGough. It’s been making our lives better ever since.
If Giannis develops a jumpshot- he’ll be better than Jordan or LeBron. #NBA
Actually making tacos on a #TacoTuesday for once tonight.
Sure, I’ve got some skills but I’d say one of my most underrated is my DJ abilities. When I’m rolling- I sure know how to spin them up man.
Spaghetti straps are back in style and I’m a fan of that.
Sucks when you can’t buy a football because there’s no one to play catch with.
Been listening to a fair amount of Rock 101 out of New Hampshire lately and the songs have been kick ass.
Bradley Cooper is a dink in Wedding Crashers.
Tuukka Rask (Boston Bruins starting goaltender) only made 7 million dollars last season. Hockey players are wayy underpaid. Sure, 7 mil is nothing to sneeze at for you and I but if I was a starting goaltender I’d want at least double digits, baby.
Carmen Electra is still sexy for her age.
Subway hasn’t seen any of my money in quite a while and even with their recent endorsements that won’t change. I’d only buy it in a pinch. I certainly wouldn’t go out of my way for one.
#TwitterAfterMidnight The freaks come out at night, babe.
Warm weather means more potato and macaroni salad and I’m down with that.
“What if time doesn’t do what it’s supposed to do?”
You know you’ve made it on Twitter when people make burner accounts just to follow you.
Ariana Grande is a bad bitch man. Listen to “7 Rings” and tell me different.
Bill Belichick wanting to be loyal to Cam Newton is cute and all but we all know Mac Jones will finish the season as starter. It’s just all a matter of when and where.
Weekend mornings are for cooking shows.
Alex Cora is proof people are worthy of second, third, and fourth chances. He’s such a good man even tho he cheated. I wish the best for him and the Boston Red Sox. #RedSox #MLB
There’s things that we’ll never know and I’m kinda glad about that.
Friend of #The15 Mr. J resides in the Merrimack Valley.