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The state of emergency is over. The Baker out front should have told ya.

Cry more, Gerrit Cole.

Channel 5 can’t keep you so busy you couldn’t do a 5 minute Google search and find out Tatum does watch a lot of video, Gasper. Just like Spida!

So would a healthy goalie have prevented the defense from turning over the puck 10 feet from the net repeatedly? Because if not I’m not sure what difference benching Rask would have made.

Plagiarism? Unseemly. Linky-link.

Which hesi pull-up move do you guys rock with the most?

Nate Diaz is a warrior.

Cheese and crackers is such a simple but good snack.

Gosh, it is a shame Philly fans are upset today.

Has Kirk made the Call Her Daddy payday about himself yet?

I believe swallowed by a whale Guy.

Cakes are cooking for Mike Milbury, Isabelle Delobel, Venus Williams, Kendrick Lamar, and Andrew Ogilvy.

I meant no ill will towards Nikki, but I’m used to the people associating with her twisting my words to fit a narrative about the media.

I had too much to dream last night.

Glad to hear that Jerry Remy is back at home scratching comfortably. Resting! Resting comfortably! Ha ha, What did I say?

McGreevy’s, Lir, The Pour House, Bukowski Tavern, Whiskey’s. With all those Boylston Street bars permanantly shuttered thanks to the pandemic; it’s like a bomb went off.

‘Yacksel Ríos’ sounds like Bronson Pinchot’s Serge character from Beverly Hills Cop saying the name of the GnR frontman.

You can tell I’m “In Sports” because I constantly post revealing thirst trap pictures then get mad when you notice.

We have 15 sports editors.

Yes, but what if you are an asshole who has bad shorts? Hmm?

Imagine y’all sign a woman HC and win the chip next season. That would be epic

If your pronoun is He, shouldn’t you be playing in the MNBA?

Mudcat Grant? Sounds made up. RIP, if real.

So sensi.

News Item: Celtic great Bob Cousy to get statue in Worcester.

Also; bronze statues of Julius “Dr. J” Erving, Marcus Camby, Jack Leaman, and John Calipari to be unveiled at UMass this September.

No statues planned of Dan Shaughnessy by his alma mater, employer, or either any of his families.

It’s an ice cream place; the menu hasn’t changed.

I heard after placating mopey Cam the Patriots coaches were also discussing what a sexual tyrannasaurus Greg Bedard is.

Honk if you remember the “Quickie Board”.

Prediction: Mama Wilfork is gonna whip that boys ass.

Ok so for some reason I’m watching the bachelorette and being around this many men at one time seems terrifying/terrible

Hey true believers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “We HAVE to be allowed to keep cheating, or batters are going to get hurt!”

Chiefs coach Andy Reid on the comments made by his former RB Le’Veon Bell: “I enjoyed my time with him. I’m pulling for him. That’s how I roll.”

Do the Red Sox have a Big 3 (Martinez, Bogaerts and Devers) or a Big 4 (Martinez, Bogaerts, Devers and Verdugo)?

Sign more Holy Joe God Squadders, Easterby.

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PINK STRIPES LOL I pay attention to stuff.

Wanna tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listenin’ to your reasonin’
It makes no sense at all
Need to tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
You may think that you’re a player
But you’re completely lost
That’s why I sing

How many Father’s Day telephone calls does Tom E. Curren have to make this Sunday?

Blue Line update: no Blue Line information is available at this time.

Who do you like in the EUFA Championships? Let us know in the comments!

I didn’t think boys had labrums.

Welcome to the15net dot com, Anita! link

I don’t know why Gary Tanguay isn’t allowed at Patriots training camp, but I wholeheartedly approve of the decision.

Stan Van Gundy, fired.  Again.

Best bet for the weekend: smart asses complaining that Juneteenth fell on a Saturday this year.

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