03/03/2021 Vigilantly Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer Phase III Step 2
Are the 12% of Bruins fans who are allowed to attend the game just the ones without shamrock tattoos? Or the ones under 3 bills?
Never meet your heroes. Especially if your hero is Big Jim Murray.
The15 also doesn’t offer paid internships.
Maybe that G-Leaguer told Jeremy Lin ‘you are a Coronavirus to your team’?
Don’t get so excited about Spring Training home runs, caller. They’re still using the old, livelier ball.
Happy birthday in heaven Fred Scolari. Blind in one eye. Deaf in one ear. Nicknamed Fat Freddie. Played in the league for 10 years. #Celtics
Oooh, bases loaded, spicy.
I had no idea Bertie went to Ohio State.
Cakes are cooking for Brian Leetch, Kristine Radford, Rick Mirer, and Tyler Florence.
Did Chris Gasper ever own capri pants? Sources say yes.
Score another one for The Spike King.
‘Wash Before Wearing?’ What’s the deal with that? Some kind of kickback to Big Detergent, I guess.
The Washington Football Team will create the team’s first co-ed dance team as part of its new game day entertainment program, hiring Petra Pope as senior advisor to run it. Formerly, Pope was manager of the Laker Girls and then Knicks City Dancers.
Hug your sports creatives a little tighter tonight.
Listening to Fitzy and Mego while spending my stimmy that I got cuz of the pandy.
Flag Football in South Florida is absolutely no joke.
Why is Biden not cancelled? He also has allegations against him.
“Patriots beat writer”: I wish they would.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “well I like em NAAAAASTY!”
Have fatter legs.
Who do you like to win the Hockomock League?
It’s time we stop;
Hey, what’s that sound?
Everybody look, what’s going down?
Red Line experiencing northbound delays of about 10 minutes due to a train with a door problem at Downtown Crossing.
‘Raid other teams…’ GTFO.
I wish I studied the Dewey Decimal System in college. I, too, could be driving in an overpriced luxury vehicle that will be off the road in 3 years.
Blehhhhh! Arctic blast! Blehhhh!
Celtics not mathematically eliminated, despite panic among the radio talking men.
Oh? You once ran a deep route in a flag football game?
I have about 10 McChicken sandwiches a year.
So the Red Sox invoked that new 20 pitches in an inning rule for their ‘big’ free agent signing? Less than ideal.
Honk if you remember Bucko Kilroy.
Does anyone really think the baseball station’s football guy has sources?
Finders are Grinders.
In Norway, March come in like a polar bear and goes out like a walrus.
That sneaker story. Wow.
Best bet for the weekend: Atlanta strip club chicken wings being big sellers with the NBA All Star Game in town.
material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sources, BSMW, and #the15 were used in this column.