A famous person dating another famous person? IT’S AN OP!!
Purdy got very lucky on the Aiyuk throw, but you gotta give dude his flowers. He’s been a gamer in the biggest moments this postseason.
Hey, Red Sox fans, who doesn’t love a diversified suite of sports and entertainment holdings?
People care way too much about Taylor Swift at Chiefs games. Her boyfriend plays, of course she’s there. She doesn’t make anyone show her on TV. I watched years of Jack Nicholson at Lakers games and Spike Lee at Knicks games. Nobody seemed to think it was the end of the world.
I think it’s time to end the Brian Scalabrine experiment. We’ve taken this as far as we can.
Kyle Shanahan was born in 1979. He should have to bend the brim of his hat.
Karl Anthony Towns is KAT. Derrick White is The Catalyst.
Cakes are cooking for Charlie Musselwhite, Jonathan Banks, Nolan Ryan, Kelly Lynch, Kelly Moore, Minnie Driver, Portia de Rossi, Jim Kleinsasser, Kerry Washington, Justin Timberlake, and Yuniesky Betancourt.
Oh goodness no, Lamar. That’s a disaster.
70 ain’t what it used to be. That said it’s still insane when dudes get there.
Well, even if you don’t much care for Kansas City, a Harbro losing must dull the pain somewhat.
Jeff Goodman, he seems well adjusted.
‘Eye test’ is now a phrase people who have no idea what they are watching use to sound like they know football.
It’s nearly 3 weeks later, has the great big emergency at the cardboard factory been straightened out yet?
Probably wouldn’t fuck your knees up if you wore appropriate footwear you silly cvnt.
I prefer Linebacker Reasons rather than Safety Reasons.
I’m told Jim Harbaugh remains in the building at the facility, as I type this, per source. #Chargers
Belichick to the Chiefs? Why would Andy Reid retire? It’s not like he has any more sons that can die or go to jail.
Just heard “Stacy’s Mom” in spatial audio and I almost teared up.
Curt Menefee is Great Value James Brown.
Justin Turner and his representatives reached out but could not get the Red Sox interested enough to engage in talks. He will be a significant, needed addition for the Blue Jays.
I love Elephants, amazing video.
I don’t get this Cerrone Battle thing. He lives in Raleigh. Are there no black guys living in greater Boston who are qualified to act as a human shield for 98.5’s on air racism?
Hey gang of Ocean State disbelievers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “The Voluntown-Exeter War will be bloody and pointless.”
Gronk talks like he’s concocting a story by looking at items scattered throughout a room.
Be more desperate to find an alcoholic who peaked in high school that will tune you up once or twice a month. You can’t.
Better recurring letdowns by the C’s in the third quarter than in the fourth, I guess.
Baby-baby, I’ll meet you, Same place, same time, Where we can get together And ease up our mind.
Oh, do a little dance, make a little love; Get down tonight, woo! Get down tonight, hey! Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonight, get down tonight, baby.
Craig Carton went to prison for a Ponzi scheme. He seems trustworthy.
Disappointed in the lack of gratuitous lesbian sex in the first episode of the new season of Hightown.
No matter what else he does, Dante will always be Rufio to me.
Honk if you remember Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Competent people outside the organization aren’t exactly lining up to work for Jonathan and Robyn, are they?
I like Jan’s tweets. They’re very informative.
Fenway Sports Group doubtless brings Joe Mooney’s lifetime of groundskeeping experience to their partnership in the LIV/PGA merger.
Nobody told you the Celtics weren’t ever going to trade Brogdon.
It might be time to retire and repurpose my Dave Meggett fan account.
Sometimes it’s easy to forget Gary Tanguay wrote the most disturbing book of all time.
I’m sure eventually Lamar Jackson will have more playoff wins and AFCCG appearances than Ryan Tannehill.
Mutual partings of the ways; they happen in Foxborough and even in Tewksbury, Danny.
Have you signed up for Bruce Allen’s newsletter at BSMW.email yet? First one’s free.
Time for Cam Achord to follow his true calling: selling me percs in 2006.
Jimy Williams. He feuded with Carl Everett and called Christopher Nixon, ‘Drut.’ RIP.
Best bet for the weekend: Good Kid Pasta scoring in the NHL All Star Game.
Nice hat, stupid.
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And happy birthday to Italian actress Daniela Bianchi, best known as Tatiana Romanova in From Russia With Love.
Cakes are cooking for Neil Diamond, Michael Ontkean, Jumbo Ozaki, Yakov Smirnoff, William F. Readdy, Jools Holland, Nastassja Kinski, Rob Dibble, Mary Lou Retton, Tatyana M. Ali, Scott Speed, Scott Kazmir, Sean McVey, and Luis Suárez.
The nerds don’t understand football and the coaches don’t understand math.
Is the clam hockey team good?
Bill Barnwell looks like a credible suspect in the Zodiac Killer investigation.
GLX Reminder: Shuttle Buses replace service between North Station and Medford/Tufts this weekend, Jan 27-28, due to track work. Union Square riders can use Bus Routes 86, 87, or 91 to connect to shuttles or the Orange Line
MA Senator Ed Markey thinks Lukey Russert’s alleged ties to Buffalo are tenuous.
News Item: Rams’ defensive coordinator Raheem Morris is scheduling second in-person head-coaching interviews with the Falcons, Panthers, Commanders and Seahawks. He gets one more punch on his card and he gets a Dan Rooney-autographed football!
Tim Wakefield also endorsed the season ticket price increase from heaven.
At what point does some media member other than Dondero say that it’s fucked up that Jonathan and some PR lady are running football operations?
Doc is the Bucks coach? Doc is not the Bucks coach. Tommy is here? Tommy is not here?
Imagine saying a man looked “phenomenal.”
Just keep running Josh Allen like he’s Mike Alstott. That’s a sustainable plan for success.
Is Larry Brown coaching anybody now?
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “STOP AND DIVE IF YOU’VE DONE THE MACARENA!”
I don’t know how official it is to be rated New England’s most versatile DJ.
Kyle Lowry is gonna get so fucking fat in Charlotte since he won’t have Jimmy Butler threatening to kill him if he eats another chicken wing.
I don’t trust people who use percentages arbitrarily.
Congratulations to Northeastern Woman’s Hockey on the Inaugural Woman’s Beanpot Championship! What? No, if there had been a Woman’s Beanpot before this year I think I would have heard about it.
Arthur Blank looks like the bad guy in every Three Stooges short.
I just learned like two days ago that Stanley drink tumbler isn’t the same Stanley that makes my box cutter and tape measure.
Nice mock draft, cumrag.
I had read every book from Michael Connelly but recently caught on to the TV series. Now having binge watched all nine seasons let me just say Titus Welliver IS Harry Bosch, and I can’t wait for season ten.
Tanner Houck looks 45 years old.
The opening seconds of that Shields MRI ad from 2019 featuring a member of the Patriots End Zone Militia has the same visual cadence as a presidential spot.
Is Bert Breer just gonna keep pretending that someone is paying him?
Honk if you remember Airwolf.
There really is no good way of teaching someone how to properly load a dishwasher without sounding like a condescending prick.
The REAL Damar Hamlin (Rest In Power) woulda had the first down.
Female stalkers are never hot.
You idiot, this isn’t a modern offense, it’s a contemporary offense!
They do it down on Camber Sands They do it at Waikiki Lazing about the beach all day At night the crickets creepy.
Squinting faces at the sky A Harold Robbins paperback Surfers drop their boards and dry And everybody wants a hat.
But behind the Chalet My holiday’s complete And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet.
Pulling Mussels From The Shell. Pulling Mussels From The Shell.
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Ichiro deserves to be a unanimous selection for the HOF next year. Just as Griffey, Jr., Jeter, Beltre, etc. deserved it. Hopefully, that happens.
Doc’s first order of business: deport Thanasis Antetokounmpo.
Isn’t it bad to burn cash?
Every time you RT Thomas Carrieri he gets another zit and a nickel.
Shake the almond tree.
I hope The Sports Hub didn’t pick Jim Murray to express the station’s condolences to the Kyed family.
Who knew Abbottabad abutted Orchard Park?
We see you running ‘The Commisar Vanishes’ playbook, Jonathan.
Best bet for the weekend: mobile QB’s!!
“Buenos noches, amigos! Sam wanted me to say a few words about the upcoming season, but I have a better idear: let’s break my son out of prison!” [crowd boos]
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Dominic ‘Dom’ DeSantis was selected out of Miami Dade College in the 23rd round of the 1989 MLB draft by the Boston Red Sox. He did not sign with the club. He then attended the University of New Orleans and was selected in the 28th round of the 1990 draft by Baltimore. Opting to again remain in school, he was finally signed following the 1991 draft, having been picked in the 20th round by the Phillies. The right hander pitched 4 minor league seasons, accumulating a 2.92 ERA and topping out at the High A level. He retired after a poor showing for the Duluth-Superior Dukes of the Independent League. Currently a sales manager in the Tampa Bay area, he has not held public office.
Red Sox outfielder Alex Verdugo felt snubbed after not being selected to the American League All-Star team.
Your New England Free Jacks won the Major League Rugby Championship.
The first thing they teach you in rehab is to attempt to reverse any accountability you’ve taken. Well played, Huggins.
“Rusty Sullivan” sounds like something DJ Bean pays for in the bathroom of a Southie bar.
Dan Orlovsky is the worst person UConn Athletics has foisted onto society including Tate George being in the clink and Johnny McEntee spearheading January 6.
Very few can make a fire boom bap beat with no samples.
“Bob Huggins” is the name DJ Bean uses when he gives out Rusty Sullivans.
Jeff Passan is really odd-looking. He’s like a ventriloquist’s dummy from the 1950’s.
We officially have a surplus of pitchbots.
It’s possible to take the dick and not tweet about it.
It’s almost as if Dug Kyed was lying when he said he had a bunch of job offers and loved being at A to Z Sports.
If you like athletic blondes with ponytails then that Norway – New Zealand Women’s World Cup game was for you. Hope you caught it live.
People are ready to blow their fucking brains out when Belichick brings Patricia and Judge back but cream their shorts when the same lazy media blowhards take turns hiring each other at their fake publications.
The sheer magnitude of the landscape bewildering to the league is beyond the pale of comprehensive.
It’s apparently very hard for players to understand the NFL’s “don’t bet on football games” rule.
Kendra is bussin’.
Bruce Arena said Doris Burke isn’t very good at her job. He’s done.
Creating a false W-2 is a crime.
If Alex Morgan’s exasperated looks were goals the US would have comfortably been atop Group E.
Bluesky is still in beta.
Jayson Tatum lets Deuce go out in the direct sunlight? I figured he was like the children in that Nicole Kidman haunted house movie.
Had no idea Paxton had a knuckle curve.
A summer party without a cake…is like a rainy day.
The Sox stumbling out of the gate post trade deadline after winning just enough to cancel the fire sale was the most predictable result ever.
Lipless coffee pots! Million-dollar idea.
Crows are the only birds that attack eagles then eagles fly high and the crows fall off and die.
If you put native corn on the grill that is a complete waste.
Megan Rapinoe was voted ‘Most Likely to become one of Immortan Joe’s Imperators’ by the Aussie locals.
Every NBA player have a fucking podcast.
How are we supposed to know you are trying to get to Fenway Park for work if you don’t mention that’s where you’re going.
Penn Entertainment got the reach and cachet of ESPN, Portnoy got to keep all the great big fat persons, the overage interchangeable frat bros, and Jerry Thornton. What a win! #GoPresGo
Dugie thinks being lazy makes him more authentically Mexican.
Alexi Lalas is why they hate us.
I was growing concerned Trev Story was going to barricade himself in the Table Talk Pies building rather than report to Fenway.
The Governor of Hawaii is named Josh Green. Any state can have a ‘Josh Green’. Hawaii should have a guy named like, ‘Governor Haunapukamana’lei’lei.’
Tom Brady becomes part owner of Birmingham City FC. Related, Boston Globe reporter Bob Hohler is on a plane en route to Birmingham Airport.
You’re supposed to recycle the cardboard box the trash bags are packaged in you vapid bint.
Wander Franco is going to be so vindicated when it’s revealed the gal had a Dominican birth certificate and she’s actually six months older than he is.
A cat is only itself, representative of the strong forces of life that won’t let go.
All the worst people were emotionally invested in the Ravens meaningless ‘streak’.
Bucko Kilroy has a grandson named Gavin.
Our President is older than the American League MVP in 1968, or the NL MVP from 1970.
There are no cool people that take ketamine.
‘Has the persona of an Anti-Zionist Muhammad Ali’ was on all of Len Bias’s scouting reports.
Pascoag has a microbrewery.
If you have no backup quarterbacks, you really don’t have any backup quarterbacks.
Morey Hershgordon isn’t real and he cannot hurt you.
Publix says it will no longer make hurricane themed cakes due to sensitivity concerns.
Houck unraveled quickly.
The Galactic Empire apparently had a dress code Moff that forbade women to wear tight pants.
Mac knows he has to be better.
The Dodgers fix dudes left and right with grips while the Sox can’t even manage a bullpen correctly.
Bill Lee is too old for baseball. He should run for the Senate.
I hate the ‘Coach Prime’ nickname more than the ‘Shady’, ‘Hollywood’, and ‘Wink’ ones put together.
Terry Pegula and Jerry Jones seem nice.
There’s nothing like riding an electric bicycle to a game of pickleball.
Jeff Passan should make a baseball bat and a ventriloquist dummy using the tree branch that fell on him.
Thankfully Tom Caron pronounced “Negro Leagues Museum” flawlessly.
Now that Gil Brandt’s dead, just imagine all the players we’ll learn he called Upton Bell about.
It must have been a short discussion about the IR between JuJu and the team.
WWE wrestler Test died in 2009? Cross him off, then.
You don’t need and most likely cannot handle a Belgian Malinois. don’t do it.
‘Sale and Paxton need eight days of inaction’ could be the Hub’s ‘Spahn and Sain and pray for rain’ of the 21st century.
The Red Sox decided to play G-d and made Chaim Bloom their Moses: You can lead us through the desert, but you won’t be the one to take us to the Promised Land.
Bob Lobel’s legs look like they should be hanging in a Chinese meat shop.
Lauren Boebert is no Alanis Morissette.
The Bruins Centennial Jersey needed more stripes on the sleeves.
Zo doesn’t like the play calls on third down. He doesn’t have a better play in mind, he just thinks they should always pick up the first.
This pizza thing is going to be huge. give it time.
Artie T is the biggest needle mover in the world of banana boxes.
Tony Massarotti has more suspensions than Marchand in the past year, but yeah, he shouldn’t have been named captain.
Mike Lombardi is the Vince Lombardi of spam tweets.
We’re in New England. Stop saying y’all.
Curt Schilling is like Pete Rose, in that every time you feel like you’re ready to start defending him again, he goes back to his looney room and comes out with another treasure.
The people who mocked Belichick as being a “genius” for 20 years are also the same people who think he should be able to completely rebuild the team in four. In other words, fucking idiots.
Fall Out Boy covering Billy Joel is why they hate us.
Artificial Intelligence program’s inability to correctly render human hands must give Larry Johnson some small comfort.
All weed is gay now.
Everyone knows your crazy conspiracy theory being true is an absolute defense to witness intimidation.
Four-cylinder Honda’s are going to get very pricey again.
Boston Sports Journal is like a graveyard for once-overpaid scribes who don’t know they’re dead yet.
Abby has multiple jobs. Dickerson has no job.
Jon Smoltz called Game Seven a “must win” for the Astros. Okay.
That stupid Mike McDaniel watch story couldn’t be more tailored to impress the credulous NFL media had it been created in a lab.
Yarmouth Massachusetts is a noted hot spot for comedy in October.
The Sara Civian fan club is strong and we stan.
Being a fired NFL head coach is the best job in the world. Josh McDaniels? He lasted longer in Vegas than than Greg Bedard and he’s still getting paid.
We play hard around here.
During the 1980’s Bert Breer had a General Motors Starter jacket.
Add ‘plastered’ to the football lingo.
You know you’ve crushed branding your podcast network when you need to include a parenthetical on how to pronounce it.
Fox has Stink and Pink on the same NFL broadcast crew.
Megan Rapinoe is committed to Achilles tendon injury equity.
Will Smith’s career has been going great since he faked that Chris Rock slap.
Charissa Thompson isn’t the first to spill too much personal information in an effort to impress Big Cat.
WEEI seems at peace with never coming close to respectable ratings.
Bench guys need to bring the psycho energy.
Jack Edwards speaks like he’s hitting the middle button on predictive text.
I’m hearing the Red Sox are in on everyone.
It took a 7’3″ blindingly white guy for Jaylen to finally be able to see an open teammate.
We live for the fray.
“Fat Lunatic Tells Mayor to ‘Go Back to China’” probably would have made the news.
Sports Illustrated probably should have known Olivia0917693516 didn’t actually write those articles.
Nothing says “moving on to the 21st century” quite like getting fired by NFL Network and then writing for Bedard’s shitty website.
Something that never existed cannot recur.
Cris Collinsworth owns PFF and every time he appears on national television, he devalues his investment.
The Steve McNair murder ottoman claimed another one.
If Shohei Ohtani had a sense of humor, he would have made his surprise announcement on December 7th.
Max Strus looks like he sells MDMA.
If you combine this IST championship with the Lakers bubble championship, that’s almost like one whole championship.
Dan Orlovsky is the NFL’s Myrna Carter of advice giving.
We all fit the profile.
Hardy goes from being the third guy on the midday to being the solo host next time Toucher has a relapse of (cough) “throat issues”.
Everybody has a price. Cerrone Battle’s is just really low.
Dart Adams’ nephew is 6’6″.
I never realized how many loser fans Ted Johnson has.
CeeDee Lamb is a Top 1000 NFL WR.
Wacky Mahomes and Kelce commercials just hit different when they suck.
Chris Sale was somebody’s favorite player.
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‘Blunt force trauma to the chest can’t induce a heart attack’ was the new “fire can’t melt steel.”
That Cohasset fella should’ve Google searched “how not to kill and dismember anyone including my sweet wife.”
Wickersham was ready to crown McVay the greatest ever.
It’ll never not be funny that a group of nominal adults with journalism degrees came up with “Media Good Guy” as a name for an award.
Massachusetts has 16 municipalities that end in -ham, and 4 that end in -mouth.
Twitter made the world better by giving people a forum to proudly advertise that they think you can win a game 1.49 times.
Jac Collinsworth wears more eye makeup than Derek Carr and Peter Schrager combined.
It’s expensive to have baseball players.
Eddie Andelman calls that Oriental film that was nominated for Best Picture, ‘Everything All Over the Place.’
The Clover Cabal runs The Association.
If a “Rules Analyst’ is a key component of your sport’s broadcast team and people still don’t understand what the rules are, guess what? Your sport sucks.
A Northeastern/Harvard Beanpot Final can and did happen.
Adam Jones had an opportunity to reinvent himself as something more than cut-rate Felger impressionist and decided against doing so.
The Daisy Sour Cream song has no business going that hard.
The Panthers did what so many others had tried: They hired Jim Caldwell as a senior assistant.
All Tony Mazz did was say that two black people looked like car thieves based solely on immutable physical characteristics after making sure they couldn’t hear him say that.
If you don’t know then why ask?
The Chicago Bulls shut down Lonzo Ball for a second consecutive season Tuesday as the point guard continued to struggle with discomfort and pain in his left knee.
Reporter Jonny Miller stays in the exact same motel room every Spring Training.
Edmonton fans are awfully yappy for a city that doesn’t have an airport.
There’s nothing more pleasant than the smell of eggs, meat and cheese on a crowded train. It’s very Boston.
If Las Vegas was like 75 percent more walkable it would be close to perfect.
NESN’s spring training camera had a dead pixel.
Three losses in a row can never just be three losses; they have to be due to an overarching systemic malaise that will doom the team if it happens come playoff time.
Charlie Baker wouldn’t let Merrimack play in the Tourney.
Andy Wong just likes having his picture taken.
NY Football Giants Daniel Jones with a guaranteed 820,000,000 dimes! Crazy!
UConn was poised for a March Madness run.
Nicaragua had a tough World Baseball Classic. Lordy!
Purdue Men’s Basketball should try and get some of those notoriously permissive Big Ten refs to work the Tournament one of these years.
You’re not a real sports fan unless you enjoy Division 3 women’s basketball.
There’s a Harvard Extension Medical School now, apparently?
It’s definitely organic that every person who has ever commented on Kara Lawson uses the exact same superlative to describe her basketball mind.
Boston as a sneaker mecca is a tough sell for folks who don’t know. It was wild to live in a place where Adidas, Nike & Reebok were all at war with each other at one point in time, but you’d enter Jamaica Plain via the Orange Line and suddenly everyone’s rocking Fila there?
Chris Curtis doubtless spent his week’s suspension in quiet contemplation of his many mistakes.
What a delightful trollop that Paige Spirinac is.
Always make sure you know who the stepparents are, Harvard Women’s Hockey Coach Lady.
Alex Verdugo was the first Red Sox player to lead off the first inning of the team’s first game with a triple since Rabbit Warstler in 1931.
Eggs, black coffee, sunshine. All we need.
Asante Samuel loves getting reminders of the worst moment of his career every few months.
There’s a 1 in 555 chance to catch a foul ball.
Kim Mulkey goes through a carton of Misty’s a day.
Once the Boston media united behind the “Brogdon never starts games, which means he’s better” narrative, it was over. The Boston Sports Media machine is too powerful, too disciplined. Always has been.
Kutter Crawford is the new Rac Slider.
Quinnipiac winning the Frozen Four makes that part of Connecticut New England again.
Pete Blackburn gets his clothes at Build-A-Bear.
It took only 12 games into the season for a Red Sox pitcher to openly weep on the mound.
I bet money on a Revs game. I won, sure, but still.
NYC’s population of single ladies was queueing up to be squired about town by confirmed bachelor Aaron Rodgers.
Sox in 2 had to pad things out for that one game!
Looking for a cat friendly place to host your next event? Elks Lodge #720 in Nashua is our top choice.
Trae Young looks like a doll they found in the rubble after a tornado.
The nice thing about the Bruins series loss is you find out who all the better sports fans than you are.
Baseball is occasionally boring.
Sic transit gloria mundi, Matignon hockey.
Area sports fans refuse to induct coach with a .500 winning percentage into team hall of fame, local media members hardest hit.
Lukey Russert wrote a book. Supply your own punchline.
Every guy at watching the Heat play at Miami’s American Airlines Arena looks like Andrew Cunanan.
Sanna Marin is officially a free agent.
Nikola Jokić. Good fundamentals. Gritty. Plays the game the right way.
The billboard? Great idea. No possible downside.
Chris Paul has won everywhere he’s been except Phoenix and Oklahoma City and Houston and Los Angeles and New Orleans and Wake Forest.
It’s amazing that Dan Lifshatz is able to have all this action when he’s been shut off by every book.
A great gesture by Jeff Howe to raise money to help people who actually do have cancer.
All that ridiculous free throw disparity and the NBA still couldn’t drag Los Angeles into the Finals.
You know someone’s made a poor vocational choice when they thank Evan Lazar and Alex Barth on their way out.
Maybe the real Eastern Conference Championship is the friends we made along the way.
Guidance counselors funnel people with psychotic levels of self-confidence but no aptitude for law, medicine, or engineering into sports writing.
The Las Vegas Golden Knights matriculated their way to winning a Stanley Cup for Coach Cassidy because we can’t have nice things.
Floramo’s moved to Wakefield and Malden.
Every single time you saw Kenley Jansen, either on TV or around the ballpark, he’s mentoring some young pitcher on the staff.
NASCAR used to be guys named Matt and Jimmie. And now its guys named Ryan and Ross.
When you want a deep, thoughtful reflection on the perils of doing business with an autocratic government who funds terrorism, I go to the guy who plays golf for a living and fucks Wayne Gretzky’s daughter.
Instead of saying “a non-Power Five coach told me” Russillo should say “Trent Dilfer told me.”
Nothing has been the same after the USGA turtled post Shinnecock.
Bob Huggins needed to get home.
UFC expertly blends violence with homoeroticism so it naturally plays well in America right now.
The secret is the Merritt Parkway instead of 95.
Never trust a guy with Air Monarchs. It’s right up there with don’t play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city.
Table Boston has the best Rosemary Scapicchio in town.
There’s a time to compliment someone on their Throw Power rating in Madden, but it’s not in the immediate aftermath of their tragic untimely death.
Keith says it hard caps at the 2nd apron. There was no second apron before.
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