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After the first three, why shouldn’t the last COVID Fake Season Championship winner also be a kick in the balls to Boston sports fans?

It took Jose Canseco for “stoolies” to realize they’re being grifted.

Nothing better happen to Terez Gomez.

Don’t worry Red Sox Twitter personalities, there’s another mediocre white guy you can pretend to love right around the corner.

If you can’t win during regular play, winning in overtime isn’t bad, Bruins.

Big Sey should be in. Anti-Patriots bias is real.

CLNS could not have performed any due diligence. At all.

At least we know that everyone who is saying Bill Russell > Tom Brady is making an argument in good faith.

I need an update to the Real Housewives Of South Boston. Need to know what happened to Marky Mark’s cuzzin.

Cakes are cooking for Sheryl Crow, Eric Vanderaerden, Ken Shamrock, and Linda Wild.

With this Benintendi trade, the seasonal depression clocks are gonna be working overtime. Charge your batteries!

Remind me to never ask Mitt Romney for directions.

I never saw Tom Brady under the influence before! Well, unless you count the duck boat parades, the ring ceremonies, the Mayweather fights, and a few Kentucky Derby’s. Otherwise, nothing.

Isn’t the Fantasy Football Hall of Fame a better destination for Calvin Johnson.

Celtics about to make a big move?

Went to Jiffy Lube for an oil change, and that’s all they did. They didn’t show me a dusty air filter, say my fan belts are worn, or suggest any other service. I feel like George Costanza not getting the recruiting pitch by Sunshine Carpet Cleaners.

So Aaron Rodgers is engaged? Well congratulations to him and to Liza!

As well as Patrick Mahomes ran at times, it was clear his injury was significant. He was not 100%. Kudos to Mahomes and the medical/athletic training staff for getting him ready, but he was very hobbled. Now, he’ll have it fully repaired.

Yes, the hair is definitely the make or break part of the whole look.

We’re giving a $50 gift card to The15 merch store to anyone who sends me a picture or video of Dov Kleiman.

Hey Big Jim, should I wear a scally cap to my own wedding?

So Zoom Meeting Cat Filter Lawyer got Milkshake Ducked? We can’t have nice things.

I know how the Benintendi acolytes feel. I was similarly devastated when they traded Todd Benzinger away.

The next avocado ice cream joke is going to be funny. I can feel it!

You said the quiet part out loud, Tanguay.

Does that Jeep place have a Revs-themed Wrangler parked out front?

Shoes on, get up in the morn’
Cup of milk, let’s rock and roll
King Kong, kick the drum
Rolling on like a Rolling Stone
Sing song when I’m walking home
Jump up to the top, LeBron
Ding-dong, call me on my phone
Ice tea and a game of ping pong

Someone please teach my Lifshatz auditor @stever324 how betting odds work.

Maybe Mel Gibson can put in a good word for Gina Carano, get her cast in Fatman 2: Boxing Day.

Loomer got a wicked short haircut! Compelling radio.

Red Line Braintree Branch Update: Trains are returning to regularly scheduled service.

But Bill Russell did play against pipefitters and heating oil delivery drivers!

Tom threw that Lombardi overboard like it was pregnant with an out-of-wedlock baby.

Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is ‘Lost in the ether.’

Billy Conigliaro won’t be down to complain about Yaz and Reggie Smith running his brother out of town. I hope Buckley doesn’t have a brother who’s going to crusade about retiring #40.

Has the National Park policeman who arrested Bruce Springsteen for blowing a .02 been reassigned to the Badlands yet?

Ummm… friend

I don’t know how they get away with calling it the ‘Fairness Bowl’ without first giving all the Chiefs players time to get 100% healthy.

Honk if you remember Al Kaprielian.

I don’t want to say Ron Borges is not putting his best effort into convincing his fellow Hall of Fame voters, but how else do I finish this sentence?

Easterby. Owning.

At least hungover Tom is stuck listening to Gisele’s yapping today. Cry.

Be less weird, Peter King.

Schottzie’s teams did wilt in the postseason though.

Duckboats > regular boats.

Hey NFL next year the halftime show at the super bowl..in california..Metallica

Best bet for the weekend: confusion as to which holiday weekend it is.

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Lorum Ipsum everybody!

How have I never heard the nickname “Stat Padfford” prior to last week?

Every other network gives you a twentysomething blonde skirt on the pregame show. On NESN I’m looking at Dale Arnold trying to hold his gut in while Billy Jaffe blabs away.

It’s like this Enrique; you can choose between Kiki, or Keke, or perhaps Keki, I suppose, but Kiké, even with that froufrou accent thingie, is right out. Sorrey!

I don’t know if you can embarrass a man who has leg tattoos.

I’ll say it again: Pasta is The Great Kid.

It sokay tadmit Brady’s plastic surgery and hair color are creepy.

Cakes are cooking for Don Cherry, Jane Geddes, José María Olazábal, and Bobby Brown.

Still have to watch it. Took a spill and had to clean it up. Other nights I wake up to the smoke alarms naked not afraid. My story short – have a wood stove insert and throw a pellet stove in the basement and don’t be gay in God’s house.

Good luck finding a Wovel this time of year.

No Ma, I didn’t hear that Tom Llamas was leaving. And who is Tom Llamas?

Gary Tanguay really wants YOU to know he doesn’t care what YOU think.

Tough break, Boston Ladies Hockey team.

Since September 15, Arthur Blank has made grants in excess of $250 million. It’s inspiring to be part of his giving journey. He’s going to do much more giving in the coming years … the impact will be enormous.

I’m still waiting for that Stretch Armstrong movie I was promised, Hasbro.

Jim Murray spending a month’s worth of his salary on a Canada Goose parka and wearing it indoors is the most on-brand thing I’ve ever seen.

So, new U of A coach paying Tedy back for the positive reference with a no show job? Musby nice.

Happy trails, Geurin Austin.

Why that Twitter user decided to look into Kacsmar, who also contributes to FiveThirtyEight and previously contributed to ESPN Insider, remains unclear.

Tom’s barber Doctor Robert Leonard is already vaccinated.

News Item: PJag Proffers Pension Papers.

Sea lions are more presidential, IMO.

Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “What channel is Columbo on?”

Portnoy’s greatest strength is that he’s a poor winner.

Damn, how could we have known that Marilyn Manson was so fucked up?

Find me a radio talking man who doesn’t take credit for inventing Super Bowl ‘Radio Row’.

Who do you despise more; LiMu Emu, or Doug?

Sitting here watching @FoodNetwork and who pops up on my screen —- @Jen_Royle.

When’s Easterby’s set at Quan’s Kitchen? Sheesh.

I saw the groundhog tuesday morning at 7am…he told me bucs 38 chiefs 31 sunday.

Tip of the keyboard to the programming folks over at THIS-TV.

Honk if Myanmar will always be Burma to you.

John Clayton doesn’t have a grandkid that can help him with his tech issue?

The A-Team premiered immediately after SB XVII. Everyone forgets this.

Bonus room with sliders.

Best bet for the weekend: the over in the Super Bowl National Anthem prop bet.

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