Mini-Tourney Round 3 Preview

Baseball Town, Danny.

Just as the local nine begin their annual cool down, the remaining 8 tournament contests start heating up! #synergy

Region B
3 Rob Bradford vs 4 Steve Perrault

Just a couple of massively annoying 50 something year old guys with a penchant for wrinkled haberdashery. Bradford wins the smirkoff.

Don’t you just want to smack him?

Region V
1 Gabby Starr vs * Lou Merloni

First there was a tie:

Then there was still a tie:

When a tie – or a strike – needs to be broken there’s only one man to call. Lou DAMN Merloni!

I wasn’t a rat. And Steff wasn’t a danm dancer.

Lou has an unfortunate history of falling for women on poles, but today he will fall to a woman in a poll.

Lou? Lou is a colleague. But he’s going down. Like from Boston to Pawtucket? Because that happened to him? At his job?

Region N
1 Jared Carrabis vs 2 Tony Masserotti

When Matt McCarthy drags his balls across your face it may be time to reevaluate things.

But it should also guarantee you a Regional N victory. Carrabis will tattoo Mazz in this lightweight match up.

Region T
1 Pete Abraham vs 3 Mike McCarthy

The Hobbit devours McTeethy for his second breakfast.

The Philadelphia Phillies organization regrets to inform you that the Phanatic has died from AIDS

Patrick is from Andover del Norte.

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