Attack of the Return of the Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview

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Our Intern Street Team was out and about over the holiday weekend asking the locals, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?”

“To find out where everybody else got those cool hats.“
“To speak with more vocal fry.”
“To set achievable goals. And to convince several local athletes to join my new sports marketing agency.”
“To produce a podcast about the documentary about Boston’s sneaker culture.”
“To keep the Christmas tree up all year!”
“To definitely not do that.”
“Plagiarism.”
“To claim I’m into sports to gain followers on the socials from men who are desperate and want easy clout.”
“To dress appropriately for the weather.”
“To grill outdoors every month of the year.” 
“To grow into a food allergy.”
“Three words. More latex outfits.”
“To mix in a water spacer every now and then.”
“To travel more than 50 miles from where I grew up.”
“To remember to change the channel on my car radio after listening to the game.”
“More eggs, more black coffee, and more sunshine.”
“To get my CDL.”
“To finally buckle down and finish my manifesto.”

Happy New Year, everybody.

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